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I'm so happy I finally found someone else who thinks that corn syrup is more deadly than a terrorist. (rolling eyes)
Just got off the phone with the FBI. I opened my pantry and saw two bottles of very menacing Corn Syrup hiding behind two bottles of ketchup.
They told me to secure the area, take notes and wait for a SWAT team to arrive.
Thank Goodness for Joe Biden. This sleeper cell has been in my kitchen for almost a year.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Yeah. This is the VP I want.
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Hello people!!!! If I had to choose between dying from Corn Syrup or dying in a terrorist attack I think I'd have to choose. . .I don't know. . .Corn Syrup? I think that my chances of enjoying life are far greater with that option. :-) :-)
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